Ingredients for a summer blockbuster: cowboys, aliens, James
Bond, Harrison Ford, and a "hot" chick. Blend together and serve.
This movie is exactly what you expect, a mixture of all five things creating a
fun popcorn movie perfect for beating the heat in an air conditioned theater. I
know it got bad reviews, but really, what were the critics expecting? It is
what it is, just a fun, tongue-in-cheek, genre-bending blockbuster.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Horrible Bosses
Everyone in this movie is funny. The three main characters
are funny and so are their rotten bosses. Not only does this film do a
wonderful job portraying the insane dynamic between the working stiff and his
crazy boss, but it also does a great job playing upon the fantasies of disgruntled
employees. Who hasn't thought about murdering their evil superior? The best
part was definitely Jennifer Aniston playing against type as the sex-crazed
dentist. She should consider stepping outside of her Rachel comfort zone more
often, because when she does, she's amazing.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
While waiting in line for 8+ hours for the midnight showing
of the final Harry Potter film, memories filled my head. I remembered all the
different friends and family I watched all the Potter films with and how much
things have changed over the last 10 years. Friends coming and going, me
growing up and changing, but there would always be a Harry Potter film, until
now. Though I didn't become a fan until the fifth movie, I still saw every
single film in theaters and I was excited and sad to watch the last. It was the
best film in the series because of its emotional core. The writer, director,
actors, etc. perfectly portrayed the last moments of Harry and his friends as
they stand together and battle Voldemort. The final battle is epic filled with
touching scenes giving each character a proper goodbye. I hope that some of the
performances, such as Alan Rickman as Severus Snape, do get nominated for
academy awards because they are truly deserving. A perfect ending to a decade.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Drive Angry (DVD)
Since National Treasure, I've tried to keep my distance from
Nicolas Cage films because they tend to be a little, well, bad, with a few
exceptions. This is one of those exceptions. Drive Angry works because it's
suppose to be "bad" and it does it so well. It's a balls out B-movie
and you love it for it. You want the badass motherfucker Nicolas Cage character
to find the worse badass motherfucker villain and murder him good and bloody.
It's fun and needs either popcorn or beer and nachos to accompany it to really
bring out the awesome badness of it all.
The Adjustment Bureau (DVD)
Change the world or follow your heart? Career or true love?
Can love survive the opposition of otherworldly forces messing with destiny?
Yes, but do you want it to? These questions sum up the plot and my feelings
about it. This movie could've been so much more, but it just wasn't. It
should've played against clichés and it would've been amazing for doing so,
however it did the opposite. Coulda, woulda, shoulda. Wish Hollywood would take
some risks. If you want to see a similar film, watch Dark City.
Bad Teacher
The trailer for this film is hilarious, unfortunately, it shows all the
funny parts of the actual film. Though I laughed and loved watching Cameron
Diaz be a cracked out middle-school teacher, it was lacking the risk that
R-rated comedies need to stand out. This film didn't bring anything new to the
table except it was a female being bad instead of the usual man-child with his
frat boy mentality. The thing, Cameron's character could've been worse and it
would've made the movie funnier.
Super 8
Spielberg, J.J. Abrams, and Aliens. Who didn't want to see
this perfect summer blockbuster. Though the alien plays second fiddle to the
coming-of-age and family melodrama, there's enough "what's going on"
suspense to make any sci-fi fan happy. What really drives the film home is the
nostalgic feeling surrounding the film. The audience is transported to the same
time period when E.T. was king and it feels good. Super 8 is really J.J. Abrams
love letter to the classic Spielberg and Lucas films that define the childhood
of generations x and y.
Submarine
Sometimes the best way to spend a summer afternoon is at a
small theater, watching an independent film with your fellow writers. This film
truly captures the essence of youth that only teenagers know and adults try to
forget. It was clever in putting in all the little awkward eccentricities that
make up the naivety one feels when caught into the limbo between the being a
child and becoming an adult.
Friday, June 10, 2011
X-Men: First Class
I would never call myself an X-Men fan, but I've been to
every film and I would say that this was, by far, the absolute best. Though it
was obviously an origin story, it was still fun and even made the exposition
entertaining. There were delightful cameos and hilarious jabs at the past
films. What made this film great was that it played with the time period it
took place in, the 60's, and had fun with it, giving the film a James Bond
film. Emma Frost, played by January Jones, would've been the perfect Bond villainess.
While Kevin Bacon was an excellent super villain helping the soviets. An
overall fun blockbuster to enjoy with some popcorn.
I Am Number 4 (DVD)
Evil aliens are hunting down nine good aliens in order while
getting ready to colonize Earth. Alien three dies and now it's time for number
four, who happens to be an incredibly handsome young man who has an infinity
for a blonde manic-pixie-dream-girl. A film appealing to the Twi-hards and
sci-fi action fans alike, and so obviously so. As soon as Number 6, an
ass-kicking blonde chick, appeared, then the movie had a character I was
interested in. I wish this film was call I am Number 6.
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